10 Categories Of People That May Not Afford To Browse When Data Rates Increases

1. Broke Guys••

Recession has turned many financially buoyant
guys to become broke that they can’t even boast of
two square meal let alone subscribe for a full month
data plan. Many will agree with me that NCC will
only be compounding these people’s problems
because they will have to borrow phones from their
enemies just to check their Bet9ja tickets.

2. Whatsapp Subscribers••
The whatsapp subscribers are so economical that
they can manage 10MB for a whole year without
getting exhausted. By the time 20MB monthly
whatsapp plan is reduced to 2MB per month, these
people will only switch on their data once in every
23 hours just reply the pending whatsapp messages

3. Facebook Subscribers••
Once data rates increases, monitoring spirits on
facebook will drastically reduce as guy will not be
able to ass-lick ladies on social media. In fact, they
will only view ladies profile pictures on Facebook
and will not be able to comment since they will be
managing their weekly data plans which might be
reduced to from 25MB to 10MB

4. Stingy/Greedy People••
These are the people that have money yet stingy to
themselves. Even if they’re being offered 50GB for
N1, 000, they will still wail and complain that they
deserve more. These people are likely to use their
money to gulp beer and devour nkwobi when data
rate is Increased as they see it as waste of money.

5. Night Crawlers••
These are the people that can’t browse during the
daytime but will have to wait till 12am so that they
can subscribe for N25 night browsing just to
dowload from naijauncut and xvideos. I believe it’s
cruelty if service providers increase data rates and
cease night browsing plans because these people
will no longer have any hope of surfing the net even
at midnight

6.Cheap phones users••
Some people are using cheap phones that can’t
even subscribe Airtel 3GB monthly plan. When data
rates is increased, they may choose not to
subscribe again their monthly data plan can even
buy their phones.

7. Those who relay on people for data sharing••
Those who rely on people to share data with them
will be put to shame because, increase in data rates
will make those who share data with them to
become stingy. These people will become wailers
and will begin to rain curses on Buhari and NCC

8. Ladies who rely on men for subscription••
I know that thing will soon go worse that most guys
will not be able to subscribe for themselves let one
subscribe for ladies. Therefore, ladies will be willing
to trade their virginity for data subscription so that
they can have access to Facebook and whatsapp.
The ones who can’t do this will be stranded as life
will become boring to them.

9. Data resell Scammers••
Those who spam social media with ridiculously
cheap data plans may not be able to even subscribe
let alone spam websites in a bid to scam people.

10. Thugs/Derailers••
I have already predicted that increase in data rates
will bring about peace on social media as hooligans,
bashers and derailers will not be able to subscribe
let alone bash people on social media. This implies
that only the rich will be found on social media••

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